Loki Made Me Do It !! - Djordic's Lament

Now there are those throughout the land
       Who prove both brave and bold
Who fight for us with courage true
        Just like the Wolves of old
But have you noticed here and there
        In woods and on the range
That one or two quite suddenly
        Will sometimes act quite strange?

Now Djordic was a warrior,
         He followed Fenris' name
He fought Blood Slaves, he fought the Swarm
         To him they were the same
He had the strength of Black Wolf
         From here to Kuala Lumpah
But sadly all was brought to nought as
         Thorgrimms Right Leg Humper….  COS...

Allanya was a wilful wench
        She liked her ounce of fun
She followed in the Stormwolf Code
        She loved that big hunk Gunn
But even she was not immune,
        Though you may think her daft
She left him deeply snoring with
        A special sleeping draft

Now Agnes was an alchemist
        A Norscan tried and true
She worked her potions in her coven
        Mastering her brew
She Hubbled and she bubbled.
        She had just what it takes
Administered her special brew
        And Thorgrimm got the shakes!

So Odin with your watchful eye
       Look down upon us here
We are all true Norscans
       And the laws we know quite clear
But look down here with mercy
       If occasionally we fall
Cos really its not us to blame
       No not us at all!!!!   'COS

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