A Few Thousand Larpers

There are a few thousand Larpers in the world,
That's a fact, some are good and some are crap
And some I'd like to sit upon my lap....

There are ten million nerds out in the world,
That's a guess, most are blind and some are deaf,
And I think they each would make a perfect Ref

I'm warmed by the fire of the Tavern that I keep
So don't call me a liar, I'm Vollsanger - here all week!!

There are six billion rules in Larper's world
More or Less, and it makes me feel quite small
Cos I know I'll never ever learn them all...

Interlude

We're Time In, and we're Keen, we go to Battle soon
And we'll never tire of aftershock and the Crimson Moon..

There are a few thousand Larpers in the world,
That's a fact, some are small and some are fat
And some I'd surely like upon my lap....

And the next event will surely be here soon...
And its Aftershock, and Ale, and the Crimson Moon

(tune Katie Melua
 arrangement and lyrics Vollsanger
(c) iws 2008